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puckermanfabray:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

vampireswillbutthurtyou:

hEY BATTER BATTER HEY BATTER BATTER SWINNNNNG

I’VE GOT TO JUST DO MY THING


becausephilcantwink:

i am basically chandler

  • i try to be funny
  • im hopeless 
  • and awkward 
  • and desperate for love
  • i have a horrible family background
  • i have commitment issues
  • none of my friends pa any attention to me


‎Ai você começa a namorar. Vem o cara do teu primeiro selinho, a tua paixãozinha de 10 anos de idade, vem amor platônico, vem ex namorado saindo de dentro do ralo, amigo de ex namorado caindo em cima do teu telhado, desconhecidos, o Ricardão , fulano, ciclano, vem até o povo da Narnia. Mas quando você tá solteira, não aparece uma encarnação que seja.



  • when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
  • when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
  • when i want to kiss you: i look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly i am and that i'll die with 80 cats, approximately

having to delete songs for making room in your ipod is like having to kill some of your children because you cant feed them all